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Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

'You certainly got our attention, pastor.'

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

'I just don't get it. I've applied for over 200 jobs, but I've never even got a call back.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'...Cockle-doodle-doo! Not cockle-doodle-whatever.'

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Punktuation Marks.

"Look, yooou don't see many English folk these days still wearing traditional costume"

Acupunkture.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'You're in luck, Dad - Dave likes you.'

'Humph Punks!'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"What are your parents going to say?"

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."

"What's this they say, Billy, about a new, more virulent strain of teen-ager?"

"Is that what you're wearing??"

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

Punk fish

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I give it two minutes tops!

rude singer

"That was great - let's run through that again."

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'...and how dare you appear in my court with that silly haircut!'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'