Punk Enthusiast Gifts

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

'You certainly got our attention, pastor.'

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

'I just don't get it. I've applied for over 200 jobs, but I've never even got a call back.'

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

'...Cockle-doodle-doo! Not cockle-doodle-whatever.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"Look, yooou don't see many English folk these days still wearing traditional costume"

Punktuation Marks.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

Acupunkture.

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."

'You're in luck, Dad - Dave likes you.'

'Humph Punks!'

"What are your parents going to say?"

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"That was great - let's run through that again."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Why wasn't I adopted by a middle-class family in the suburbs?"

'I'm sorry. There is no Cure.'

Punk fish

'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

rude singer

'...and how dare you appear in my court with that silly haircut!'

"Is that what you're wearing??"