Punk Culture Fan Gifts

'What's the problem?... You said I couldn't get my ears pierced, so I didn't.'

Rod Stewart

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'And on the sofa we have a funky punk and a junky hunk.'

"Which one's mine?"

Steampunk Santa

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punkins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Lou Reed

Ian Dury

Original punks go to reunion

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.