Punk Fan Gifts

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Ian Dury

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Lou Reed

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'