Punk Aficionados Gifts

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."

'Perhaps you'd better leave the topiary to me, Jarvis...'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Cybergoth.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Australian punk

Ian Dury

Original punks go to reunion

Lou Reed