Punk Rock Aficionados Gifts

'When we ask you to present a photo ID we prefer one that has your own picture on it.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Original punks go to reunion

Lou Reed