Punk Rock Aficionados Gifts

'When we ask you to present a photo ID we prefer one that has your own picture on it.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punkins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Original punks go to reunion

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Lou Reed

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Ian Dury