Punk Rock Fan Gifts

Punktuation Marks.

"MY flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Wassamatter, never seen a bloke wiv a ponytail before?"

Russian punk band detainees denied parole.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Original punks go to reunion