Punk Rock Appreciator Gifts

'U2, Brute?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punkins

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Punk Rock?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Nick Cave

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Lou Reed

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

Ian Dury

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"