Punk Rock Appreciator Pillows

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Australian punk

Original punks go to reunion

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Lou Reed

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'