Punk Rock Lover Pillows

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

Mohawk grass cutting

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Lou Reed

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'