Punk Appreciator Pillows

'Spike, meet my dad - he overreacts.'

'Heheh! Silly me, sweeping the ceiling with the wrong end again!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

First Novels.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

You're the puff in my pastry!

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Cat Nip.

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Fly Fishing

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Punt Cake

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Banana Split...