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'Spike, meet my dad - he overreacts.'

'Heheh! Silly me, sweeping the ceiling with the wrong end again!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

First Novels.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Cat Nip.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Fly Fishing

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Banana Split...

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Punt Cake