Puns Appreciator Pillows

My horse for a kingdom.

Pirate eye test

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

'Two cavities, not so bad.' 'I only have 3 teeth.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'What's that funny smell?'

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

First Novels.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Cat Nip.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Punt Cake

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Banana Split...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Can I give you a slice of the action?