Animal Pun Appreciator Pillows

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seagiraffes

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

First Novels.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Punt Cake

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Banana Split...

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.