Animal Pun Lover Pillows

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

Irritating cow syndrome.

Australian Mobile Bar

"Noah's going to be surprised when he finds us coming in apples instead of pears."

Cat's Tongue

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Restricted: Do Not Cross

"I'll have what he's having."

Kangaroo Shit

'Anyone that stupid is full of bull! Hear me? Bull'

'Passing the buck'

"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."

Sign at pet shop reads, 'Warning! Do not buy if seal is broken.'

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

The Bear Fax.

"Bruno, sit."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

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