Animal Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"The Dalai Llama."

Seal/Yak Disease

'TERMITES!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Productivity has been flat since we hired the beaver and the sloth to job share.'

Ibex Sex - 'I'm soooo horny...' 'So you are.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

No parking here. You will be toad.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Rogue elephant

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"