Animal Pun Fan Pillows

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Shopping on Lion

"It'll be twelve bucks. And don't even think about tipping."

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

Aaaah! I love a happy ending!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'