Animal Pun Fans Pillows

Emeril Lagasse's Zoo

'In this house I'm the one with the horse sense...Joe represents the other end of the animal.'

'It's CHRISTMAS!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Australian Mobile Bar

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

The Bear Fax.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'The day has come.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Arm Chair

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."