Pet Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'They're for a friend.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

A dog and cat in jail

"Of course it's sad to lose the dog, but there's no point in taking a small ad saying 'Here boy'."

Sign on door of ACME DOG FOOD ' Bark in a minute.'

'Sometimes Life just bites.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

Dyslexia (dog barking backwards).

'Stop panting there's not enough air.'

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Australian Mobile Bar

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Bruno, sit."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'I get a lot of job offers..'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!