Pet Pun Lover Pillows

"I'm certain it wasn't intellectual curiosity that killed the cat."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'That's weird...these bones don't squeak.'

'It would never work, Shep - I'm housebroken, you're not.'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"I'll take their leader, floating on top."

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

'Hey, you old flea bag.'

Fluffy's kitty litter and the crematorium.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Bruno, sit."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"I'll have what he's having."

Cat's Tongue

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'They're for a friend.'

"The Dalai Llama."