Puppy Pun Lover Pillows

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

Don't Growl.

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."

"Bruno, sit."

"Pick me!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'