Puppy Pun Lover Mugs

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

Don't Growl.

"Bruno, sit."

"Pick me!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

A Change of Scene.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppies

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'