Pet Pun Lovers Mugs

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Australian Mobile Bar

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

"Bruno, sit."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Cat's Tongue

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"I'll have what he's having."

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

"Alternative lifestyle."

'They're for a friend.'

No parking here. You will be toad.

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."