Animal Pun Enthusiasts Mugs

Normally, cow tipping is cruel. In this case it's just really annoying!

Pandademic

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Australian Mobile Bar

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

The Bear Fax.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'The day has come.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."