Animal Pun Fanatic Mugs

South America's magnificent Toco Two-can.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Australian Mobile Bar

The Bear Fax.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Cat's Tongue

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."