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"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."

Penikan.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

The Bear Fax.

Australian Mobile Bar

"Bruno, sit."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"I'll have what he's having."

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'