Dog Pun Lover Mugs

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Bruno, sit."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Chasebook for Dogs

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Cat's Tongue

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"I'll have what he's having."

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

'They're for a friend.'