Animal Pun Fanatic Gifts

South America's magnificent Toco Two-can.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

The Bear Fax.

Australian Mobile Bar

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"I'll have what he's having."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"