Animal Pun Enthusiasts Gifts

Normally, cow tipping is cruel. In this case it's just really annoying!

Pandademic

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Australian Mobile Bar

The Bear Fax.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'The day has come.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'