Animal Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"The Dalai Llama."

Seal/Yak Disease

'TERMITES!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Productivity has been flat since we hired the beaver and the sloth to job share.'

Ibex Sex - 'I'm soooo horny...' 'So you are.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

No parking here. You will be toad.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Penguin

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Rogue elephant

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."