Animal Pun Fan Gifts

Honey Drive.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Shopping on Lion

"It'll be twelve bucks. And don't even think about tipping."

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

Aaaah! I love a happy ending!

Well, you've heard of Spotify haven't you?

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."