Puppy Pun Fan Gifts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Dog Bookends

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Bruno, sit."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'They're for a friend.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'It would never work, Shep - I'm housebroken, you're not.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Looking for a cool cat.

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'