Puppy Fan Gifts

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"That's a relatively severe case of worms."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No littering...

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog in love

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Dogs

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'