Puppy Fan Mugs

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"That's a relatively severe case of worms."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No littering...

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dog in love

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

A Change of Scene.