Puppy Enthusiast Gifts

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

'Sorry, but your dog having puppies does not entitle you to FMLA.'

Obedience School Graduation

Pitcher auditions.

'Sorry Mrs. Tassone, I ran out of apples, but my puppy's even better. he's got tons of worms.'

"Oh, I hear. I just don't listen."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

Dog Bath.

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I shouldn't have taken fertility drugs."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

"Nobody understands the pressures of being so cute."

Canine Speed Dating.

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Dog Work Ethics

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'You're retiring from practice? Right in the middle of examining my dog?'

A Change of Scene.

Man being bitten by dog as he reads a book on dog discipline

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

Puppy love...

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Dog

'Got treats?'

Dog

Underdog

"No not the puppy please"

'Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks?'

'Now surprise me-who'll be getting the MOST prezzies this year??'