Puppy Enthusiast Gifts

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

'Sorry, but your dog having puppies does not entitle you to FMLA.'

"Oh, I hear. I just don't listen."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

Dog Bath.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I shouldn't have taken fertility drugs."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

Canine Speed Dating.

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

Dog Work Ethics

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'You're retiring from practice? Right in the middle of examining my dog?'

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

Dog

'Now surprise me-who'll be getting the MOST prezzies this year??'

'Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks?'

"No not the puppy please"

Underdog

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!

A Change of Scene.

Dogma

Man being bitten by dog as he reads a book on dog discipline

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

'Got treats?'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

Puppy love...

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Dog

"Pick me!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"