Puppy Enthusiasts Gifts

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

The sophisticate.

"Pick me!"

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Foster failure

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Snoopy with Laptop