Puppy Admirer Gifts

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

'How's the eagle coming along?'

"Yeah, that's the face, alright. But you say they still didn't give you the sausage?"

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Hopefully, I'll grow into the job.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

The presentation was going well. The board were polite and attentive but deep down Raymond knew that they were thinking: "What does this guy know about the futures market? He's just a young pup."

"Life's a bitch, and mine has puppies."

"Pick me!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Obedience School Graduation

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

No, I don

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Meow"