Puppy Appreciator Gifts

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Stubborn Horse

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Say cheese!

Dogs in a basket

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."