Dog Appreciator Gifts

"I hope you get hit by a plow truck."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I was almost that last year."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Say cheese!

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

David Attenborough

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Art Pets

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Meet the Artist.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Left a bit...right a bit..."