Comical Canine Appreciator Gifts

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

No Soliciting

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

No, I don

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Canine Comedians

Mouse with a cat cake.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I could do that."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."