Comical Canine Appreciator Pillows

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

No Soliciting

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"I could do that."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'Are we ready to order?'