Pet Humor Appreciator Pillows

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"You remind me of someone."

"Oh! He must be sick."

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

'You hate me. I like that in a man.'

'Look, you pervert. If you don't stop this immediately, I'm going to call the police!'

Pet love.

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

'You can't go outside.'

"Good dog!"

No, I don

You're just chasing a ball. You don

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"Someone is threatening to publish photos of me drooling."

"Fetch !!"

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Cat and mouse

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

The First Cone of Shame.

Pet Entertainers

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

You complete me!