Dog Humor Appreciator Pillows

"I was almost that last year."

'Say when, sir.'

'I did pretty good today. I got six fire hydrants, eleven tires, and four telephone poles.'

Cinderella is waiting

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cat and mouse

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

You complete me!

No, I don

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Ostrich Curoisities

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Balloon dog training

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"I could do that."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."