Dog Humor Appreciator Pillows

"I was almost that last year."

'I did pretty good today. I got six fire hydrants, eleven tires, and four telephone poles.'

Cinderella is waiting

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Canine Comedians

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"I could do that."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'