Dog Humor Appreciators Pillows

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Dog on a Shelf.

You complete me!

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I could do that."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."