Dog Humor Appreciators Gifts

About the dog.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

No, I don

Dog on a Shelf.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Ostrich Curoisities

Balloon dog training

Giraffe Rollercoaster

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I could do that."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'