Dog Humor Aficionados Gifts

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Balloon dog training

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Rule

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"Get a life."

#NoJunk

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Polly Clinic.

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The Bleat Boys

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'Bad dog!'