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"Go on. Throw the stick."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Balloon dog training

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

When Dogs Rule

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Polly Clinic.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Get a life."

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

#NoJunk

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The Bleat Boys

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'Bad dog!'