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When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Rule

"He ran out of pee."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Bruno, sit."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'The day has come.'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Polly Clinic.

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Get a life."

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."