Dramatic Dog Appreciator Pillows

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

No Soliciting

"Say hello to my little friend."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cat and mouse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

You complete me!

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

A Tumble Cow

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Canine Comedians

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

Ostrich Curoisities

Mouse with a cat cake.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"