Dramatic Dog Appreciator Mugs

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

No Soliciting

"Say hello to my little friend."

Social Distancing Club

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

You complete me!

A Tumble Cow

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Mouse with a cat cake.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ostrich Curoisities

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...